Named by Hope
Sometimes, the simplest answer is the correct one. You could spend your entire life overthinking a problem, but if you ask a kindergartener to answer, they’ll say the first answer that pops into mind. Nine times out of ten, their answers will be wrong, but at least they haven’t dedicated their entire life looking for the answer to an unanswerable question.
So, when little Hope was tasked to name the quadrilaterals in her math book, she literally gave them names. Forget about squares, rectangles, parallelograms, and trapezoids. We have Bob, Sam, Tedison (lol), Cate, and Hary (rofl). Good going, Hope.