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You’re pregnant?! Oh, no! Your life is over! How are you going to go to school and raise a baby at the same time?! Oh, you and your partner planned to get pregnant? Well, then, mazel tov to the both of you. We hope you have a beautiful, healthy baby!
Wait, your pregnancy test has three stripes instead of just one or two? Does that mean even the pregnancy test doesn’t know you’re pregnant or is it trying to surprise you? What this person should do instead is pee on another pregnancy test and maybe pay their doctor a visit.