“My Toothpaste Tube Vs. My Husband’s”
Every romance has at least one of two types of people. Toothpaste tubes are an excellent representation of this. It’s pretty clear who has the crushed tube with toothpaste on the edge. Which type of partner are you, neat tube or crushed? Personally, I want to be the orderly partner, but if I’m being honest, I’m the crusher.
It’s easy to assume the woman’s tube is the neat one, while her husband’s tube is all crushed and squeezed. The real question here, if you ask me, is why do they have two separate tubes of toothpaste, rather than sharing the same one? I thought you were supposed to share everything when you’re married, including toothpaste.