Febreze doesn’t make sunscreen
If you need something done right, do it yourself. You can’t rely on others, especially your dads, to do things for you. We all know that dads are always willing to pull something out of their seemingly bottomless bag of dad jokes. Here’s an example that has pretty much ruined the entire family’s beach outing but in the most hilarious way because it was unintentional.
The OP asked his dad to pack the sunscreen for their trip to the beach. When he finally went to the bag to take the sunscreen out, he discovered that the dad packed a can of Febreze air freshener instead.