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Guys, perhaps you don’t understand just how much of a nuisance seagulls really are. They’re not just disease-carrying rodents with wings, but they’ll snatch away anything you have in your hand. Eating a sandwich? It’s the seagull’s sandwich now. Playing on your smartphone? A seagull will beat your high score in Candy Crush.
Trying to enjoy an ice cream cone in the middle of the beach? Sorry, but you’re going to have to pay seagull taxes. This seagull isn’t messing around, either. You can see the crazy in its eyes. Yeah, just give that cone up to the bird. It’s theirs now, anyway.