I hate the sun
Do you know what the worst thing about sunny trips to the beach is? The sun. The sun is completely overrated. Why don’t people go to the beach when it’s about to rain? Don’t they know that it’s nearly impossible to get sunburned when there is no sun?
For this guy, not going to the beach wasn’t an option, so they did the next best thing. Well, to be honest, the next best thing would’ve been to stay in the car. Instead, this person draped themselves in every beach towel they could find to avoid the punishing, life-giving power of the sun.