Unforgivable beach attire
We’re the least qualified people to judge someone based on their clothing. For instance, we don’t know what the big deal is about wearing socks with sandals. And Crocs aren’t half-bad! But there’s something about wearing a Hawaiian shirt and floral-print pants that concerns us.
A Hawaiian shirt says that you’re an ultra-relaxed guy or possibly the cool uncle who brings gifts whenever he swings by. But floral pants just give off a serial-killer vibe that we just can’t explain. Sir, make up your mind and pick one. Are you the cool uncle or a murderer on the FBI’s most wanted list?