I ain’t afraid of no shark!
Anyone who can look at this sign and continue to walk straight toward the water is a cold-hearted killer in our book. Or they could be illiterate and never watched Jaws before. Either way, they’re definitely someone you don’t want to take as a role model. Of course, that’s assuming they live long enough to become one.
Some signs are hard to ignore. Remember that Falling Rock sign from earlier? It’s a good thing nobody was there when a huge boulder fell from out of the clear blue sky. Did you know that you’re twice as likely to get bitten by a shark if you wad into the water? It’s because that’s where sharks are.