Nice catch, Bill
Bill Clinton was one of our favorite presidents. It’s not that we believed everything he said or that we trusted his administration. He just seemed like an ultra-chill guy that we would’ve liked to drink a beer with while watching football. We could only watch football with him, anyway. From this picture, it’s pretty clear that he’s not a good player.
We’re talking about playing football, not playing on the heartstrings of women like a violin. And who’s that person standing behind him? Is that what Secret Service agents look like when they go to the beach? Note to self: stay away from guys who wear long-sleeve shirts and jackets at the beach.