Moo?
We always thought that the statistics of being killed by a cow were ridiculously inflated. After all, how do you measure that? It’s not like cows congregate at the same places humans go to, right? Of course, we’re only speaking from experience here.
But it turns out that cows are a lot more attached to beaches than we give them credit for. They say that you’re more likely to be killed by a cow than you are by a shark. Well, at this particular beach, your odds of dying skyrocket. Let’s just hope these milk machines don’t leave any pies on in the sand.