Seagulls are your problem, not ours
Here’s a sign that was put up after the food truck people had one too many run ins with Karens and Kyles. After buying a taco, hotdog, french fries, or whatever it is you kids eat at the beach, if a seagull comes and swipes it away, that’s on you, not the seller.

Is it fair? Yes, it is. It’s not like the seller has control over what the seagulls do. And you should know that seagulls are the rats of the skies—they’ll take anything they can get their grubby paws (or beaks) on. Seagulls aren’t above snatching snacks out of convenience stores, either!
