Tiger print
If you thought that lime-green mankini was atrocious, you ain’t seen nothing yet. This guy went to the beach in a tiger-print onesie, which has to be the strangest flex of all time. To his credit, he seems like a pretty secure guy who could care less what strangers think about his appearance.
Still, out of everything that a grown man could wear at the beach, this has to be one of the strangest. Now, those muscular men in bikini tops don’t seem so odd anymore. Thank you, sir, for setting the standard for appropriate beach apparel so low that it no longer exists.