Your Brother Sucks, Dude
So, your brother and his wife had a baby shower and you weren’t invited, huh? Hm… That, to us, seems like your brother is a jerk, dude, and his wife isn’t much better. Oh, even though they didn’t invite you, they still expected you to give them a gift? A congrats card is a lot more than they deserve.
Also, your brother thinks etiquette rules don’t apply to family? That’s the very first time we’ve ever heard of such ridiculousness. Man, the real person we feel sorry for is the newborn baby. They have to live with two choosing-beggar parents.