It’s Free, Ya Turd
We totally understand that some parents are picky about what their children touch. You don’t want your kids making contact with strange objects that might’ve been used as a cat litterbox one day, right? However, if someone’s offering something for free and you ask for details about the product (it’s a freakin’ trampoline!), just keep your thoughts to yourself.
The free-trampoline guy gave the best response ever to this person. “it’s free, ya turd.” Oh, nice. Now, she’s not going to want to pick it up for free. Some people don’t realize how ridiculous they sound, even after reading their message over and over again.