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“Make it worth my time.” Wow. This has to be the most arrogant statement you could say to someone who’s giving away a free dishwasher. The dishwasher is free, ya turd! You can have it without having to pay a cent! Just come over and pick it up!
But that’s not good enough for good ole choosing beggar here. What else did this “seller” have that they could take off their hands? A TV? Square glassware? After all, this person has to make the trip to your home and get the appliance. Make sure they don’t go home disappointed!