Touché
You may be too young to know this, but there was once a time when people purchased pet rocks. That’s right, they went to a toy store, asked their parents to get a pet rock for them, and did nothing with it upon returning home. That’s the generation that’s calling us idiots for a myriad of reasons.
But just so you know, some company is trying to bring the pet rock fad back to existence. There are pet rock models that you can “charge” with a USB cable. You plug it in, and it does nothing. It doesn’t have any batteries to charge!