Have a Clean Stove for Life
This one may not be as visually appealing unless “shiny futuristic alien-looking” is your aesthetic but if you’re too lazy to clean your stove regularly, why not try this solution? Simply cover your entire stove top with plenty of foil and cook as usual.
That way no matter how messy it all turns out, you just have to replace the foil instead of scrubbing your stove like there’s no tomorrow. Also if you do have a spillover, make sure that you immediately take the foil out and put a new sheet in. If left as is, the residue could catch fire once it dries up and you don’t want that.