Round Is a Shape
Summer was invented by gyms that wanted to sell memberships to gullible people in order to make piles of money from beach bodies. It’s all a hoax, people, so you should do what we do and enjoy the summer by snacking, feasting, and sleeping the hot summer days away.
Of course, if you want to live a healthier lifestyle than us, by all means! This cat was sold on the idea of having a beach bod for the summer, but it came to the realization that it’s a lot of work. We have good news for you folks: round is a shape, too!