Franken-Cat
Creating a cat out of spare parts is a chore. Not only do you have to find the right parts—four legs, two ears, a tail, and plenty of hate and despise for the human race—but they also have to have matching colors. Or you can say, “Screw it,” and use whatever spare cat parts you have on hand.
But just because the parts don’t match doesn’t mean the cat isn’t cute and cuddly. Even spare cats, like the ones that terrorize your neighborhood birds, can induce a few oohs and ahhs from people. No matter what you look like, kitty, just keep strutting.