Surprise, Mother
Legend has it that cats place dead rodents and birds on our pillows because they think we’re piss-poor at hunting. Well, they’re not wrong. We’ve never hunted a day in our lives, and we’re sure the recoil from a fired shotgun would tear our shoulders right off our bodies.
Still, we’d be a lot happier if our cats didn’t judge us too harshly. Sure, we’re terrible hunters, but do they know what we’re good at? We can cook, we can clean, we can complain, we can cry tears of joy whenever our Amazon packages arrive. Never have we seen a cat do any of these things!