All Cats Speak Polish
Cats aren’t very helpful when it comes to, well, almost anything in life. However, if you need a hand in typing out total gibberish, or coming up with words in Polish, then your cat can certainly be of some assistance.
We don’t mean to offend our Polish friends, but what in the world is going on with your names? Have you guys never heard of vowels before? How exactly do you pronounce CZYK when they’re spelled in that order? You know what? Don’t tell us—we’re getting a headache just looking at the name, and our minds would probably explode if we attempted to pronounce it!