Chuck Norris
Ah, Chuck Norris. He doesn’t play football, he stared at the opposing team, and they purposefully fumble in their own endzone. Chuck Norris doesn’t need to play football, all he has to do is predict a score and the teams will do their best to make it happen. And so on. To be honest, we’re tired of all these “Chuck Norris is a god” memes.
Anyway, his football career pretty much ended when he graduated high school. In fact, it was a surprise that he even thought of putting on the helmet. His classmates described him as ‘shy” and “non-athletic.”