Will Ferrell
Out of everyone on this list, the last celebrity we thought would put on a football helmet unironically was Will Ferrell. C’mon, the guy is a comedic genius, he doesn’t belong anywhere near the football field unless he’s the coach, the promote, the captain, and the star player. Oh, and if they turned it into a movie like Semi-Pro.
Believe it or not (we’re having a hard time believing it), Will played for the University High School’s varsity team as a kicker. And that’s pretty much it. At the time, he was also on the soccer team, and that was also the year he learned that he could make people laugh.