“No Dogs or Golf”: Odd Rules That Raise Too Many Questions

Work breakrooms are full of interesting smells. We’ve all worked with that one guy who always brings leftover fish for lunch and stinks up the whole building. But it seems this workplace had a unique problem with their breakroom microwave. Someone was reheating hard-boiled eggs in the microwave so frequently that it had to be banned. 

Obviously, no one wants their office to smell like a giant fart. Thankfully this very official, very poorly spelled sign was installed to deter the egg lover from reheating their lunch. We do have questions about the paper products ban, though. Did someone accidentally start a fire when reheating their paper plate of french fries?