Chickens Fear Poultry-zed Scrutiny
Why don’t chickens use Facebook? Fearing the consequences of their thoughts and opinions being exposed, chickens shy away from the virtual world, afraid of their posts being scrutinized, analyzed, and “poultry-zed” by the ever-watchful eyes of the online community!

Eggciting Bonus Fact: Chickens are omnivores and can eat a wide variety of foods, from insects and fruits to grains and grasses.