An Offering That Is Completely Open
There are just a few people who can really call themselves masters of hospitality. It was a kind gesture from an ex who wanted to give his ex-girlfriend a comfortable place to rest her head. In an SMS, the proposal’s specifics are spelled out in full. When he gave her a winky face, was she interested?
Possibly! Her reply: “I simply don’t have enough middle fingers to express my sentiments,” she confesses in response. In the US, that’s not the best way to show someone you’re friendly. There will be no happy ending for this person!