We All Are, Dude
Remember our single mom friend that used being a single mom as an excuse not to tip? Well, get ready for another gem that falls into the excuse category. Not only is the bill shockingly low, but then this person has the nerve to leave an irritating excuse about why they aren’t leaving a tip.

This note is such a slap in the face. The bill is only $5, so to tip 20% would bring the total to $6. If your budget can’t possibly afford a $6 bill, then maybe you should consider going to the grocery store and buying a bunch of instant ramen instead of eating out. PS: Most people are on a budget and can manage to budget $1 for tip.