#10: Boot, Scoot and Brush Them
Nothing says “cowboy” like putting your toothbrushes in two mini cowboy boots. From a distance, it almost looks like two toilet bowl brushes, and, if they were, we’d have questions. But they’re two adorably mini cowboy boots, and their purpose probably isn’t to hold toothbrushes, but here we are.
This is the first step to becoming a bona fide, full-fledged cowboy. Next, you buy the pickup truck. Then, you purchase the getup, complete with a massive wide-brimmed hat, boots, gaudy belt buckle, and flashy flannel. You must get the requisite mullet and listen to copious amounts of country music. This is the way.