#2: Not Your Elf on a Shelf
You’ve heard of “Elf on a Shelf,” now make way for … “Hole in the … dryWOLL”? Sorry, we couldn’t get “hole” to rhyme with “drywall.” This person discovered their beau was stashing his hygiene products in what appears to be a self-made hole in the wall. And a rather small, amateur hole, at that.
As you can see in the image above, there’s a shaving razor protruding from the said hole in the wall. It’s like a tiny cubby, akin to the ones you used in school, except much, much tinier. If we could ask this man one question, it would be this: Why not use an actual shelf? Why destroy property in the name of storing your belongings?