#33: Moaning Myrtle
Moaning Myrtle is a Hogwarts staple, especially in the girls lavatory. This person ushered Moaning Myrtle into their home with a cutout of her taped to the inside of their toilet lid. So, whenever you flush the toilet, you can imagine it’s the Wizarding World’s favorite ghost moaning. It’s a nice touch.
This is definitely hilarious, and more funny than peculiar. As long as this person’s significant other isn’t too freaked out by catching a glimpse of Moaning Myrtle every time they take a wee, then it’s all good. No harm, no foul. Just some potential lamenting courtesy of Myrtle, the spirit who haunts Hogwarts (and your bathroom).