#4: Who Are You?
This person stumbled upon a small black owl in their boyfriend’s bathroom. “Who is she?” they ask. Maybe she’s born with it, or maybe it’s … Maybelline! Anyway, this little birdie appears to be a fake owl, so we’re not sure this qualifies as a strange find in a man’s washroom, compared to some of the other things we’ve seen on the list.
However, a real owl would be a head-scratching discovery. Firstly, why would you keep a real owl in your bathroom? Secondly, why not house one in the, you know, rest of your home? Regardless, bathrooms aren’t the best places for living, breathing creatures. Well, unless this little guy flew in through an open window of his accord.