Well That’s Just Confusing
Dalmations are famous for one very particular thing, and that is the black spots on their fur. They have a very specific look Dalmatians, one which millennials happen to be oddly familiar with due to the cartoon movie 101 Dalmatians.

We get it, dogs don’t actually know the difference between stripes and spots, but humans do and that is reason enough for this to be weird. The irony is high on this one, but it is still pretty funny to think you would be calling this dog stripey, when quite clearly he is spotty.