Neither do these guys
This is a pretty creepy picture, to say the least. It looks like the guy and gal hung themselves and set the timer on their camera to capture their final moments. Thankfully, the reality of the situation is a lot less grim. They simply mistimed their jump with the camera’s timer.
By how high they’re jumping, you can tell that the woman didn’t give it her all. Meanwhile, the man should probably be playing for some team in the NBA for the hops he’s got. Next time, ask a third friend to tag along and take the picture.