This will do
Birthday parties are the best. Office birthday parties arranged by coworkers can really show how valued you are in your company. However, if they don’t put in the effort to get you a cake or even a full pizza, perhaps you’re not as appreciated as you thought you were.

Here, we see someone cutting up a slice of pizza adorned with candles on top. By the looks of things, it seems that whosever birthday it was is just about 15 years old. Aren’t there child labor laws in place to protect children from going to work or at least celebrating crummy office birthday parties? Happy birthday, we guess.