Why we can’t have nice things
You’ve probably purchased something nice for yourself lately, only to find it totally destroyed a few moments later. But odds are that the “nice thing” you got yourself wasn’t a boat. If it was, we’re sorry for your loss, but we’re laughing at your misfortune inside.
We honestly have no clue what could’ve gone so wrong so as to cause the entire boat to sink downward. Was there heavy rainfall the night before? And can’t water just run off the sides of the boat? Whatever happened, at least you can sunbathe on your boat’s roof, so that’s nice. Not many people can do that.