Dab on the haters
Hey, broccoli. 2016 called, not even they want the dab back. Seriously, dabbing was such a ridiculous trend that we’re surprised people actually thought it was cool. Are younglings still dabbing nowadays, or has the trend gone out of style like the fidget spinners and the macarena?
You could probably find a million dabbing broccoli florets if you were really paying attention. The question is why would you? It’s a piece of vegetable that you blanch and douse in cheese sauce, nothing more, nothing less. Still, a dabbing broccoli floret has to be somewhat rare, right? What’s next, avocado doing Fornite dances on TikTok?