This sign can’t stop me because I can’t read
Did you know that you’re not supposed to feed groundhogs? Well, at least according to this sign, you’re not supposed to feed anything. Even though we can read the sign, animals can’t, due to their astounding level of illiteracy. Hey, groundhog, the sign says NO FEEDING, not YES FEEDING.
What are the odds that a certain rodent would gnaw a wooden sign to bits? Not very high, unless we’re talking about beavers, and groundhogs, beavers are not. We can’t help but chuckle at the irony of the situation. After the sign is gone, maybe it’ll be okay to feed them again?