David Bowie
The late and great Davie Bowie was a legend in every sense of the word. He was a legendary singer whose blind eye was a story of legends, and he even tried his hand at acting when he landed the legendary role of Jareth the Goblin King in 1986’s legendary film, Labyrinth.
Being as rich and famous as David was throughout most of his adult life, he could afford luxuries that us non-legendary people could only dream of. Reportedly, he spent upwards of $30,000 to fix up his teeth, which was totally unnecessary since even his crooked teeth were legendary. RIP, Goblin King.