Please let this be an autocorrect mistake
Again, we think that this was another autocorrect typo rather than someone actually thinking rotisserie chicken is called roast history chicken. We see rotisserie chickens all the time, from supermarkets and even furniture stores. It’s hard to imagine that someone could be so dim as to call rotisserie roast history. How would you even begin to roast history?
What’s saddens us is that this, in fact, was not a typo. This guy doesn’t even bother to correct his spelling when replying to a commenter, as if what he said didn’t just ruin the English language for everyone. Next time you’re at a deli, take a good, hard look at the label and tell us whether you think it’s still roast history or not.