Please tell us that it’s missing paint
Did you know that those spikey things on top of metal gates have a name? They’re called fleur-de-lis. By their pointy designs, a normal person can immediately tell that they’re not for sitting. They’re for trapping potential thieves long enough to get the cops (we think).
We have, yet again, another sign that’s pointing out the obvious. Behind every sign is a story, and in every story is a brainless character. To whoever sat on this fleur-de-lis and became the reason for this sign, we salute you. You’re everything we aspire not to be, and for your sacrifice, we thank you.