Don’t infringe on my rights!
Just because you can do something doesn’t mean that you should. For instance, it’s possible to eat an entire hanger without choking, but should you? Really take some time out to consider your options. If you don’t eat a clothes hanger, you won’t have a weird bulge in your throat. That should be reason enough to avoid dining on the inedible object.
Did Morrellis Cleaners actually have to deal with a clothes-hanger-eating customer or employee? If so, we’d love to know more about what happened to the person. Instead, they left us hanging dry while we ponder this magnificent, albeit idiotic, feat.