Stoopid morons in lab coats
Jeez, science is sooo stooped. Why is it that only educated people write textbooks? What makes their master’s and doctorate degrees so special anyway? They only spent more than six years studying a subject and countless years researching.
And don’t even get us started on evolution! Survival of the fittest? Yeah, right. We don’t have any proof that evolution isn’t real, but we decided that it’s not real. That should be good enough for scientists to stop looking into the subject. If biologists were so smart, they would’ve found all of the missing links by now! Yet, here they are, trying to prove that we and primates come from a common ancestor.