50 shades of apples
Alright, we’re calling it as we see it. This green apple is obviously the work of a photo-editing god. There’s no way on Earth that an apple can be green! What’s next, pink apples? Purplish apples? Orange apples? Apples are and always will be red. There’s no such thing as a green granny smith apple!
Wait, we got that all wrong. Forgive us, we’re also Americans. The only wild apples we’ve seen are crab apples, and those are always red. It’s been about a century since we last went shopping, so we’re not exactly up to date when it comes to the 50 shades of apples.