Lookin’ like a fool
Even though we’re not opposed to wearing saggy pants, there’s a limit on how saggy your pants can be. If the waist is wrapped around your ankles, you’ve sagged your pants several feet too low. Have some decency and pull your pants up. Nobody wants to see that streak mark on your tighty-whiteys.
We get that saggy clothes are an expression of freedom and going against mainstream values, but c’mon! If people can see the bottom of your butt cheeks, you’re doing it wrong! Call us old-school hip hop heads if you want. If it gets you to pull your pants up, so be it!