Is it free-range though?
Sufferers of celiac disease have a legitimate reason to avoid gluten. Consuming the protein can trigger an immune response that’s none too pleasant for the celiac patient and anyone in the area. Then there are others who merely pretend to suffer from gluten intolerance, just to feel special. We call them “people who want to appear special without doing anything.”
In order to bring in more gluten-intolerant visitors, this café put up a sign informing everyone that their Wi-Fi is gluten-free. That doesn’t mean it’ll satisfy everyone. We’re only looking for fat-free, unvaccinated, free-range Wi-Fi. Let us know when you make the switch to a more environmentally friendly wireless internet connection.