Exhibit 1
It’s unfair that warning signs exist. We weren’t a part of the problem, so why should we be prohibited entrance into the zoo with an escaped orangutan and rhinoceros? Seeing is believing, so we’d like to see the rhino first-hand before heeding your glaringly red warning sign.
Telling us that we’re going to get injured isn’t enough. We actually have to get injured before we realize that the warning sign was up for a reason. And just because we made the awful mistake of avoiding the sign doesn’t mean we’re not going to sue. We’d rather go bankrupt to lose a lawsuit than face the consequences of our actions.