Alright, we’re back. What do we have next? Oh, cool, people playing the most boring sport in the world. What’s so exciting about soccer? Why do people find it impressive to kick a small ball into a 50-foot-wide net that’s guarded by just one person? It’s madness!
But wait a minute! This isn’t a soccer field. This isn’t a soccer field at all! In actuality, it’s a humungous billiard table that uses soccer balls in place of oversized pool balls. Just what we needed—a harder way to play billiards. We guarantee someone kicked a ball with all their might at one point out of frustration.