“Help!”
Doorstops come in all shapes and sizes, but at the end of the day, it’s just a doorstop. But is it a doorstop really? Yes, yes, it is. Even if it’s in the shape of a man who appears to be crushed by a door, it’s just a doorstop.
That said, we find this one pretty cute. Not cute as in, “Haha, this guy is getting crushed!” It’s cute like, “Oh, wow, there’s a dude being crushed to death.” That doesn’t sound any better, does it? Why do you need a doorstop? Just close the door all the way and open it when you want to get out. Easy as that.