*Wipe Wipe Wipe*
Unlike the skull crapper, here’s an excellent idea that we think will catch on. On the flip side of this guy’s shirt is a sewn-on piece of microfiber. Now, you’re probably asking yourself, “What do I need this for?” If you don’t wear glasses, you probably wouldn’t need them.
As for the bespectacled people out there, this piece of microfiber cloth is a lifesaver. Microfiber is incredibly soft and doesn’t scratch glasses lenses, unlike cotton which, if used too roughly, will leave deep gashes in your glasses. You could also use this patch of microfiber to wipe junk off your phone screen.