Two Phones
Owning one expensive phone is usually enough to go on a humblebragging spree but this OP took it to the next level. Apparently, he often mistakes his iPhone 10 for his iPhone 11 because their front design is so identical. In fact, it’s so “awful” that he even left his home with the wrong phone. Now, that’s what you call a tough life.
It’s almost as bad as being served the wrong brand of caviar or accidentally putting on your Audemars Piguet watch when you meant to put on your Rolex. Or you know, realizing you’ve been driving around in your Rolls Royce instead of your favorite Beamer. We hope the sarcasm is clear…